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Thor: I said I would return, Lady Jane and so I did.
Jane: Thor I watch the news. You already came back once before. To stop that guy from destroying the planet. Why is Loki here instead of oh I don’t know, Jail?
Loki: Who me?
Thor: My brother is here to guide us on a guest. Do not fear, he will not betray us. I’ve taken precautions.
Loki: Thor gave me a stern look and told me not to. I’m just as curious as you to find out how that pans out.
Jane: What?
Thor: I promised to kill him if he betrays me.
Jane: You what?
Loki: And I’ve amended the betrayal plan to include ‘kill Thor’.
Jane: WHAT?
Thor: You will not kill me, brother. If you kill me, I will kill you.
Jane: What?
Loki: What?
Thor: I said if you kill me, I will kill you.
Loki: That’s what I thought you said.
Jane: Is that even possible?
Loki: I’m interested to find out.
Jane: Oh I see, you’re joking. This is because I hit you with my car, isn’t it? You’re pulling my leg.
Thor: I wouldn’t never pull your limb off, Lady Jane.
Loki: Why would you say that? Thor, you’re going to scare her.
Thor: My apologies, Lady Jane. Come, allow me to introduce you to my mother and father.
Jane: Your father, Odin, the guy who turned you into a mortal and throw you to the Earth? Sounds like fun. My parents used to ground me too.
Loki: Good one.
Thor: Loki! My apologies, I’m sorry your parents did that. I would not wish it on anyone.
Jane: Except Loki.
Thor: Of course, he’s family.
